Petition to get Birdie a date with George

This is Frankie. I'm sorry to report that George Clooney's companion piggie, Max, has left us for Hog Heaven.

I think we should petition George to move in with Birdie. He's single, he's the Sexiest Man Alive. HE LOVES PIGS! C'mon folks, who's with me?

Ok, typing all that took a lot of energy. Please pass me a couple of ho hos. And a hunk of cheddar.