Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! Is Now Available! In Hardcover!

My memoir, Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! is now available to order! Thank you to my publisher, Menendez Publishing!

From inside the front book jacket:

For Birdie Jaworski, life as an Avon Lady was a bittersweet mix of embarking on gossip-worthy adventures, searching for Mr. Right, and making emergency lotion requests in the middle of the night... while managing as a single parent. This collection of short stories—including “Mullet Madness,” “Fat Ass Evidence,” and “Wherein I Test a Product on an Animal”—captures Jaworski’s complicated relationship with the cosmetics giant (and her customers) and reveals a surprising and touching account of her personal life.

You can take a look at the book and order your copy here.

If you would like a signed copy, please order your book, and when it arrives, you can send it to me with return postage enclosed, and I will write a beautiful, personal inscription to you inside the front cover and enclose a hand-made bookmark... AND an Avon sample! Ya can't beat that! Just drop me an email and I will tell you my home address.