Birdie's Favorite Avon Adventures!
These are just a small sample of the wild and wonderful people I meet in my Avon life... read through my entire blog archive to hear about many, many more!
If you enjoy these, please peruse the True Avon Stories category at this site for more, and my OurStory site of Avon Adventures, too!
Don't forget to read my Favorite Personal Stories.
Love Potion Number 9
where my 9 year old son brings the Ab Cream for show and tell
Top 10 Reasons Dave Letterman Needs an Avon Lady!
C'mon Dave, call me!
Balls to the Wall
I sell Avon to a group of men at a bowling alley!
The monkey lady
a crazy woman customer and her pet monkey
Avon Cinderella
A man who likes feet...a bit TOO much!
Corn on the cam
Cooking under the engine on the way to the city of sin!
Live Long and Prosper
Latino bachelor boys beg me to strip!
The Saddest Song in the World
I meet a woman with many cats and an illness
Read Part One
Read Part Two
Read Part Three
The Table
Oscar Wilde, a surfer dude, and a gaggle of celebrities!
I Animal Tested an Avon Product!
California tree rats and their poofy, poofy hair...
I'm sleeping... and right in the middle of a good dream
A customer with an unusual shrine
Grand Slam High Noon at Denny's
An Avon Lady Show Down!!
Read Part One
Read Part Two
Read Part Three
Pig on a Mission
Frankie visits my customers and gets free snacks!
Read Part One
Read Part Two
Tango, tangle, or the simple story of a man named Manuel
I take Latin Dance lessons and meet a man with a past
Read Part One
Read Part Two
Bust Sculpt Surprise
A customer uses Avon Bust Sculpt in an.... intimate.... way
It's a Bust
The Avon Hotline tells me what to do!
Below The Belt Belongs To Turkey
I wax my Turkish friend's back
You may ask yourself... am I right? Am I wrong?
Double Dating with Metallica Mulletheaded Boys
XXX
where I go to the strip club to sell Avon:
links:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Lady Godiva
the customer who was wearing no pants
You Don't Know Jack
Lady with "organic" Jack Russell Terriers, in three parts:
links:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
I Walk the Line
I attempt to sell Avon to the Scientologists
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas, and Me
I DO sell Avon to the Scientologists!
5 K Fiasco
Learning to Run... the Avon way!
Don't Shoot, I'm the Avon Lady
where I am arrested - almost! - for dealing drugs in the great train story, in four parts
links:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
The Flying Turk
where my friend Ulak chases the mysterious train lady, in four parts
links:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Something like Maria
the Hungarian aloe swimmer lady
Ulak's Folly
where my Turkish friend loses me and my boys in the woods and a police officer has to save the day
Lucky Palms
where I visit a casino in my pajamas toting Avon books
links:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Fat Ass Evidence
A granola lovin' customer wants proof that the anti-cellulite cream works
The ongoing saga of the man who likes kilts...
I first meet Kilt Man
I scale the fence to leave a brochure
The crazy yard sale and the stigmata
I meet Kilt Man's "whatever"
Smart Aleck Belly Button
adventures wearing the pedometer
Baby's Got a Bad Bad Zit
Birdie meets a famous celebrity with a big fat zit
The Customer is Always Right
A customer with an unusual use for a product
These are so funny Birdie!
Posted by: Belinda | November 16, 2006 at 08:36 AM
Hello,
Your site is great. It's like a breath of fresh air. I will enjoy coming back to continue reading your great stories. Wonderful.
Take care
ShaRae Mansfield
District Manager
Avon Products Inc.
Posted by: ShaRae Mansfield | December 06, 2006 at 11:23 PM
The government should be persuaded to pay for all healthcare
Posted by: toy | October 16, 2007 at 09:45 AM